I wear two shirts and I’m retarded.
Yup. 2 shirsts. That’s 2 plus times 1. Equals 2.
At this ppint I’ve been drining for 13-14 hours and it’s in effect. I could not play guitar hero to save a life or half a life today.
So.. I learned tonight thatr shit is fucked no mater hwat shit it com,essssss from. I’d like to reiterate that emo musicccc sucks that cock and I enjoy ice cram. Kife spooned with wood tonight. Literal wood not sexual wood.
I also learned tha 21 yar olds can’t drink and I can.I’;m still fucntional on a sense that I’m not passed out.
Ok. IU’m back. I jyust fucked up pat bentar on heatbreaker with a plastic guitar. She hated hard on me and I willl smite her. My face is non exisssstant and it may have dripped in a sewer of fuck. Yay!
Let’s talk about bourbon. t’sthe devil but its an angel. Evil but wonderful smelling.
So here I am. Bloated, horny and fucked up. Sad state of affaaaaairs indeed.
I fucking LOVE state college.