…do you know what’s bad??
…when you wake up in your own bed and don’t know where you are
…when you had to take a shit when you went to bed but don’t when you wake up. Where did the shit go???
…when you wake up, your underwear is down but your pants are up and buttoned. How does that happen?
…when you write the worlds best song drunk but don’t record it or remember it.
- Pretko plays with a bongo cock! A bongo cock! Pretko plays with a bongo cock merrily every dayyyyy!
…when you wake up, realize you’re in a bed with someone you shouldn’t be, walk home THE WRONG WAY and end up eating a red egg salad sandwich at snappy’s only to find out it’s ham and you’re still quite drunk.
…texting people at 12:30am when you’re loaded. They know you’re drunk and damn well don’t want to hang out with you at that point. Obviously you should’ve called them earlier.
…7.00 jack and coke pitchers
…This morning
…The fact I don’t have pancakes and really want them
…why am I typing “…” before everything I type?
Ugh. I’m going to surf the web and take a phantom dump I think. My sense is not making.