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Drunk and Sober Ramblings…

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Fucked up shit from a 10 year old.

 

This is a story from my favorite 10-year old crackhead. More to come I’m sure. I can’t even think this shit up when I’m loaded.

 

once opon a time there was a girl named  lillie she could fly punch a
dent in mettle without getting hurt her coolest power was she could
fart/poop out rambows pluss she can live forever.the day she was boren
was when the first rainbow was made (well duhh she was around because
she made the rain bow)ANYWAYS…2010 years later in the year of 2010
she had to make a new rain bow a big one and she needed help so she
hyred gay man(the man who can fly fart/poop out rainbows and one he
flys he has a whistle in his but that souds like this whhhhheeeeeee
ohhhhhhh weeeeeeee whhhhhoooo)so they fleu up ate some beans and
started farting
 when they were done lillie praposed to gay man he said he was
allready married to a man!!!

posted by B.D. at 7:19 pm  

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