Fucking fuckers and the sea of fuck
Who invited bukakke? Why do the Japanese feel the need to cum on everyone but yet blur out the genitals in all their porn? I can’t elaborate more because I’ve never drowned anyone in a sea of swimmers. Fuck.
Let’s discuss donkeys. They’re lazy, they smell and probably sell crack to poor people in Africa. Still, they don’t flaunt their wealth so I can’t fault them for that. They need to cut back on fiber though.
I’m going to sing Rammstein now.
DASHNAREFUGNIKOOOOO FIRE FIRE!! GARSHINFUNDOOO GRRRRRRR FIRE FIRE!
(Translation – I love puppies while resting before a romantic fire and I hug my mother regularly. )
Have you ever considered mating a tree sloth with a gargoyle? Would it defend the innocent or be really fucking lazy and eat grass? Would it turn to stone or just sleep all the fucking time? Would it be an asshole or I regular super hero? It’s tough to say.
Ok I’m out of nouns and my eardrum just exploded in something other than ecstasy.