dasramblings

This is a story from my favorite 10-year old crackhead. More to come I’m sure. I can’t even think this shit up when I’m loaded.

once opon a time there was a girl named  lillie she could fly punch a
dent in mettle without getting hurt her coolest power was she could
fart/poop out rambows pluss she can live forever.the day she was boren
was when the first rainbow was made (well duhh she was around because
she made the rain bow)ANYWAYS…2010 years later in the year of 2010
she had to make a new rain bow a big one and she needed help so she
hyred gay man(the man who can fly fart/poop out rainbows and one he
flys he has a whistle in his but that souds like this whhhhheeeeeee
ohhhhhhh weeeeeeee whhhhhoooo)so they fleu up ate some beans and
started farting
 when they were done lillie praposed to gay man he said he was
allready married to a man!!!

The following is a recorded conversation on Facebook one Saturday night very late in the evening/morning.

“2:28am
fucker

2:32amGambini
im am ahitfaced!

i nailed a chick in the seecret bathroom at the woodlands aka lounde area and used a rubber…she was a whore 1/2……i hate her and wanted to skull fuck her

i threatened to kill her dog if she ever offended me and she agreed. yup, shes stupid….i like stupid bc they belive me….smack on the ass for artie

i skull fuck pelicans and leave them brain dead…..bc i hate them and they hate mne…so feelings are mutual, pelicans

2:34amSATAN!
lol

dude thats epic

02:34amGambini
im pissed

i fucvked a girl, gafe her my heart

anmd shre gsve me her humber and never responded bavk, fuckin whoire\

2:35amChristopher Walken
you sir asre drunk

2:36amWaupelican
i feel like googling her adress and skull fuck her infront of her kids

fuckin little demons

i think i gave her dog taurets tho…i proved my balls are larger lol

2:36amGod of you all
dude.. lol

omg

2:37amJohhnynutsack
yea, good for that dog, it prob has the twitches now….fuckin g loser dog

id punch ever dog in the face if it came up to me

id let it live its lifestyle of doggystyle and see how he likes it…fuckin poodle

2:38amMaster of all
best conversation ever