Fucking cat does not appreciate my attention. The little bitch will shit on my floor, meow incessantly to be fed and then bite my ankle. However when I’m drunk and want to throw him around he becomes a bitch! I wish he was a dog. He’s not though. He’s a minority cat who put hair in my eye and now it hurts.
SO here I am. Been boozing since 6:30. Went to Theo’s, met the new bartender (who I’d enjoy penetrating) and drank some beer. I then went to Nitecaps and drank more beer, rum, vodka and more beer. I am the proverbial bucket of fuck. Granted my typing seems good because of spellcheck.
It was Karen’s b-day. She was drunk. Good for her. I got the same way. I just ate a vitamin and it is one with glory. My leg has been in pain all night for some fucking reason. IT’s annoying and worrysome. I don’t think it’s a clot but it sure sucks. Nerves are a whore.
Whores.. yea.. whores rule. I wish I had one right now. Why you ask? So she can paint my ceiling. I’d make her a paint whore. Wow.
Anywizzle.. it’s memorial day weekend which would normally rule because I had a 3 day weekend. Unfortunatly I’m not employed right now so it really doesnt matter. Ain’t that some shit??
So my water is bought and has a sticker on it that say so. WORD!
Um.. I don’t know what else to say. Maybe BUKKKKKAKKKKKKKKKEEEEE!!!! Fireburner likes when I mention that so I will.
Well fuck me running I have nothing else and it’s last call so I can’t go to the bar. Cock whore! That’s right! COCK WHORE! turrets and terrorists!
Ugh.
posted by B.D. at 12:54 am
We all know what Myspace is. It’s an addicting little website that your grandmother probably checks out. However, it can be annoying. I’m going to list things in no particular order that piss ME off. Granted I’m a grumpy fuck but maybe it’ll hit a nerve.
1.The “Status” people – Why the fuck do you have to tell me you’re sleeping, at work, touching naked baby dolls or any other insignificant thing? That feature is there to put fun little quips and not to update your friends about your last bowel movement or R.E.M. sleep. Get over yourselves.
2.Bulletin whiners – These are the people who will just send out a “my life sucks” bulletin or something like that. It’s just a fish for attention. I will admit in a drunken rage I’ve thrown a few of these out. I deleted them after I sobered up though and punched myself for being such a shithead.
3.People who fish for comments/compliments – This probably annoys me the most. The lesser of the offenders are the ones who post bulletins saying they have new pics up and you NEED to look at them. Why? If I wanted to e-stalk you I’ll be on your page everyday anyhow. Shut up. The worst ones are those who will go to other people’s page and say something like “Whats up? Nothing here. Doing anything tonight? I can’t because I have cancer.” Now you feel obligated to comment back and validate this person’s fragile emotional state. Of course they’re looking for “awwww man that suuuucccckkkkksss.. Sorry about the forehead tumor… We’ll have to get together once you get it lanced off with an ax”. That makes the fisher feel good for the time being.
4.Strangers and friend requests – We all get the porno slut every now and then wanting you to check out what’s currently in her vagina on her webcam. I know it’s fake, hopefully you know it’s fake. They really don’t bug me. The ones that bother me are those who are legit people. They’ll request you and you add them. After that they make no attempt to talk to you. Why? What’s the point? Is my picture that fucking cool where you needed it on your list? Shoot me an email, get to know me. I’m pretty fucking cool. After about a week or so I’ll just delete them since it’s pointless.
That’s all I have bumping around in my head right now. I’m sure I’ll think of more in the future. Right now I’m out of ideas though so come back soon!
posted by B.D. at 9:14 am
I just got home from a shift of boozing. It started at 4:30 pm and involved Magic Hat #9, Lager, techno destructo, shots and more Lager.
Today however was a glorious day. I passed my licensing test, my mom’s eye operations worked out and she can see better now and I caught a buzz. I also drank with buddies and laughed a lot. I also smoked 2 packs of marlboros in a span of about 18 hours which is a lot for me. My lungs shall drown in plegm for the next few days.
As expected I’m sitting here smoking one more and drinking my nitecap of water. It’s the only thing that keeps me from hating my brain in the morning. Although I will be hydrated my throat will be as raw as a pigs ass after the nuclear holocaust. WORTH IT!
It’s great to accomplish things. This whole ordeal with me being a licensed appraiser many years in the making. I’ve wanted to do it for at least a fortnight. What?
Anyway, I fucking rock and all 3 of my readers should at least bow to me for 2 seconds and bask in my temporary glory.
I’m tired. My cat put hair on me and Zoey is a submissive bitch.
Night my peoples.
posted by B.D. at 3:01 am
Tonight I hung out with some old school buddies I haven’t seen in ages. What’s great about that is you just pick up where you left off. The initial “so what the fuck are you doing these days?” gets covered and you revert to drinking. Regardless it was fucking cool as hell. I saw a guy tonight that I knew since I was 6 years old. No pretenses, no bullshit and no agenda. It was just nice to roll with him and have a good time. It’s hard to find that kind of history with new friends. You’re constantly trying to impress/not piss off/feel them out. I didn’t have to do that tonight.
Also, it’s amazing how much mood affects drinking. I sauced pretty hard tonight and I barely have a buzz to show for it. That’s because I wanted to not be a sloppy bitch in front of the old school GL/Nanticoke people. Which brings me to the point that Nanticoke Area in it’s hayday has bred some of the best drinkers in PA. I don’t think any other area can compare to us. Bow to the Trojans! 
Sorry I’m not a blithering idiot tonight. Just not in the cards. Had to drive and all that good shit.
posted by B.D. at 1:05 am