dasramblings

I was going to write something up yesterday (which was my actual birthday) but I was too tired to think of a cognizant thought. Anyhow since I did one of these last year on Myspace I’ll do one here.

In the past year of my life I have…

1.Gotten in better shape after I got in worse shape

2.Got laid off for the first time in 12 years

3.Re-sided my house

4.Had my cat’s nuts chopped off

5.Drank too much in State College and at home. However I did have a great time doing it.

6.Went on a real vacation in years and tried to hook up with an Asian girl who had a “spinning” fetish.

7.Quit smoking, was driven mad by Chantix and started again only to quit again w/o the help of drugs.

8.Made a few new friends and solidified existing friendships.

9.Learned I love the bass and I got one for Christmas.

10.Lost another family member. She lived a long and good life though.

As far as “major” things happening in my last year it’s been pretty mundane. I really don’t have any regrets about it mind you. All we can do it make the next year of our lives better and more memorable. Sure I can list thousands of little things I experienced but I don’t want to. pffffft!

Thanks for reading. My drunken tales to follow.

Tonight I asked for titties! Bri got titties but I ddint. WHY MOTHERFUCKER WHY???

I mean I am deserving of the mamaries. Show them to me! Text them on my new pimp ass phone and let me revel in their glory…

I just smoked and it tasted like rotierary chiceken.

I’m drunk and can’t type so lick my fuckin taint. ORRRRRR REAP MY BALLS!

I haventy smoked for 5 days and tonight I ddid. My lungs burn of hate and my ass smells of cheese. A POX on you fajitas for you have soiled me!

I’d like to add that some chick should do me. I’ve hitting a dry spell. I was pimpin hard last year but this year suck. Someone gimme some pooonana!!!!

Dont make me beg.

Please dont

Dont do it.

I hate my cat.

He’s an asshole

No I won’t fuck him you perverts. Eat fecal matter.

Poop.

I have no fucking idea what to write. I’ve been alone with my thoughts for too long being laid off. For those who have been here before I pose this question – how the fuck do you do it? To date I have:

1.Stripped 400.1 layers of paint

2.Quit smoking, started again, quit then started a bit more

3.Cleaned

4.Cleaned more

5.Downloaded a lot of porn

6.Ripped down a wall in my bathroom

7.Fixed up my garage

8.Washed my car in 35 degree weather by hand

9.Surfed the net

10. Played online poker

11.Researched vacation spots

12.Drank. (side note – drinking with no work stress kind of takes the allure out of it)

13.Worked out like a madman

14.Watched TV shows I’d normally not watch

15.Washed things I’d normally not wash

16.Played guitar, bass and with myself.

I can go on but it’s just silly. It’s amazing.. when you’re at work you long for all the free time in the world. However when it’s thrust upon you then you have no idea what to do with it. I’m sure if I planned to have this time off I’d have more of a plan. Right now I’m just doing things as they come to me.

At times like these I wish I could find myself an unemployed porn star to be my fuck buddy. That would make the time more than worth it. NEPA needs more porn stars!!!

That’s about it. SoCo and diet Cherry Pepsi is the shit I must say.

Until next time..