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		<title>Hurray, less spam.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After being told I need a bigger penis for the upteenth million time, I updated the site and added some more spam blocking shit to hopefully make it less of a pain in the ass for everyone&#8217;s favorite hardcore alcoholic guitar playing jerk. &#60;3 Jeebus]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=107</link>
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		<title>Fucking fuckers and the sea of fuck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who invited bukakke? Why do the Japanese feel the need to cum on everyone but yet blur out the genitals in all their porn? I can&#8217;t elaborate more because I&#8217;ve never drowned anyone in a sea of swimmers. Fuck. Let&#8217;s discuss donkeys. They&#8217;re lazy, they smell and probably sell crack to poor people in Africa. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=104</link>
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		<title>Fucked up shit from a 10 year old.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  This is a story from my favorite 10-year old crackhead. More to come I&#8217;m sure. I can&#8217;t even think this shit up when I&#8217;m loaded.   once opon a time there was a girl named  lillie she could fly punch a dent in mettle without getting hurt her coolest power was she could fart/poop [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=101</link>
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		<title>A drunk message from a friend.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following is a recorded conversation on Facebook one Saturday night very late in the evening/morning.   &#8220;2:28am fucker 2:32amGambini im am ahitfaced! i nailed a chick in the seecret bathroom at the woodlands aka lounde area and used a rubber&#8230;she was a whore 1/2&#8230;&#8230;i hate her and wanted to skull fuck her i threatened [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=98</link>
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		<title>Pelicans and flatuence.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate pelicans. Let me tell you why. 1.They smell like rotten taint 2.They steal your TV when you&#8217;re not home. If you happen to be home they do it anyway and don&#8217;t apologize. 3.They get jobs that are meant for polar bears who are more qualified. 4.IF you call them a pelican they get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230;do you know what&#8217;s bad??</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;when you wake up in your own bed and don&#8217;t know where you are &#8230;when you had to take a shit when you went to bed but don&#8217;t when you wake up. Where did the shit go??? &#8230;when you wake up, your underwear is down but your pants are up and buttoned. How does that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=88</link>
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		<title>Back yet again!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t logged in here for about 8 months. Needless to say I had 15,000 &#8220;comments&#8221; about making my dick bigger while getting ripped I have to moderate. 769 pages to go! Yea! Thankfully I got drunk on 22oz of Arrogant Bastards the other night and convinced Mr. M to make a fanpage on Facebook. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=86</link>
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		<title>I am sick I am drunk I am a bucket of fuck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kife&#8217;s birthday. Strippers and booze and viruses. Guuitar heros and sleepyhead. I am junk at this point. My nose is raw my throat is that of sandpaper and my liver paINS Of   DRUGS. Sorry about the caops I be the fuck. I have liquid cominbg out of everywhere that it should noot but I percebver. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=84</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m old and out of style.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kife and I went to a &#8220;discount clothes&#8221; place today. It was a place for second hand clothes. Oddly enough I found one thing I liked that fit &#8211; my stand by black shirt. I wear black/dark colors a lot. Sadly I&#8217;m as pale as a dead albino&#8217;s ass and it makes my head look [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.dasramblings.com/?p=82</link>
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		<title>So I&#8217;m emo tonight. Nothing entertaining here.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About 15 minutes ago I found out that my ex girlfriend has a new man. Normally this wouldn&#8217;t bother me but I really did like this girl. I had to end it because of distance. I really felt that it wouldn&#8217;t work. We were both starting new careers and barely saw each other. When I [...]]]></description>
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