Recently my buddy Jim passed away. Before his Myspace account gets closed I wanted to save some of his blogs for posterity’s sake. Here they are:
“Is it odd to wear your socks until they smell? Even if it means wearing them three or four times, is that odd?
Is it odd to be 27 and still watch satuday morning cartoons?
Is it odd to sit around and think up things that are odd? That is definitely odd… I am WEIRD! YES!
Is it odd to insist on getting a pen to write again just to put it away and not use it for a good long while?
Is it odd to know how to sharpen your own knives?
Is it odd to get a sense of peace while sharpening your own knives?!
My friend has three spices, Salt, Garlic Salt, and Butter Salt. Is that odd?
Is it odd to put salt on chicken wings?
Is it odd to own 17 mug warmers?
Is it odd to buy a beer just because it has a cool shaped bottle and is called the “Growler?” I didn’t even like the beer just the bottle.
Is it odd to not really know what to do with a comma? I mean they are little things! , look at that! Look how small it is. I know how to use it in most situations but not always in the middle of a sentence! Oh well.
Is it odd to want to steal an English book to learn how to definitely use a comma?……. Yeah.
Is it odd to fart in your sleep?
Is it odd to be proud of the title “Atomic Ass?”
Is it odd to be proud of farting while you sleep and wake people up but you never wake up from the sound of the blast?
Is it odd to disturd your neighbors because you fart so loud and often? I never have my neighbors come to me cause I fart so loud but I have heard them pause after I have farted…..
Is it odd to speak of a lot of flatulence in a blog?
Is it odd to own 57 knives?
Is it odd to see ducks and know there are no bodies of water even relatively close?
Is it odd to buy an outdated game system to purchase a game that is actually a collectible?
Is it odd to keep on rambling like this? No it isn’t but it is time to go! Have Fun, Good Luck, God Bless, and Enjoy!”
“Is it odd to play Wii bowling and bowl your average??? Because I did…..
Is it odd to fart and try to smell it??? I know disgusting but oh well….
Is it odd to burp and keep your mouth closed but be so loud you sounded like you had your mouth open for a belch??? hhhmmmmm (I am a loud belcher and belch so loud often that even closing my mouth it can still be heard. But I say excuse me!)
Is it odd to want to catch a cold that makes you sneeze a lot?
Is it odd to think about paperclips as a great invention????
Is it odd to be mistaken for several other people in several other places and cities??? I am like sasquatch. I have been spotted everywhere and apparently everyone likes the other people that I look like. The person mistaking me for someone else is alwas happy to see me…. I haven’t been told to fuck off yet…. That would be cool.
Is it odd to want to walk some where and be told to “Fuck off!” then think it is cool???…..
There are a lot of “Is it odd” questions. These are just some of mine. =0D”
This is Jim’s famous kick-you-ass-sideways juice:
“I don’t know if I should be posting this so openly…..yeah Yeah I should, no one else will try to make it so lavishly. But my reciepe consists of:
apple
watermelon
sour apple
peach
strawberry schnaups
cherry
blueberry vodka (You can try grape vodka but I have found that it over powers the mix and it ends up tasting like cough syrup.)
melon liquor
rum 151
Mix with hawaiian punch(or sometype of fruit punch alternative; Weiss fp, Walmart fp, etc.) and 7up.
But you can get away with just using strawberry, watermelon, and apple schnaups, cherry, and blueberry vodka, and the 151 with fruit punch and 7up.
For 3 gallons I would use one bottle of 151 and half bottles of all the schnaups and etc. with one gallon of fruit punch and one 2 liter of 7up. If need be for a big party I use 3 bottles of 151 and full bottles of the schnaups/vodkas/liquor.
For 3 gallons I use a gallon and half of alcohol and a gallon and half to Fruit Punch/7up suedo ratio. For 5 gallons it is like a 1 to 1.5 ratio. I saw 2 full gallons of alcohol before I added the fp/7up. So it was like 2 gallons of alcohol and 3 gallons of mixers. Hence a 1 to 1.5 ratio. You want to keep it as a 1 to 1.5 ratio for any amount of this stuff you are making. Remember 151 can substitute for the same ratio with 7 gallons.
And the ku de grah, serve with ice or over ice to chill the mix. Makes it nice and devious to the consumer. “Oh this tastes great! You can’t taste the alcohol at all.”
2 and 1/2 cups later, they are sitting in a chair seeing stars and watching the room spin.
I am Jimbo, this is my jungle juice receipe. I live in PA where everclear isn’t sold. =0D =0P =0I “
“Well I watched a video on youtube that I found while doing research. It was basically a so called “pagan” explaining why he became a pagan after being a catholic for so many years. He said something that made sense. He said that in catholism there is always an opposite. Good/evil, light/dark, etc. But if you think about it there is always a fight. Some type of struggle. It is not neccesarily like that in nature where the hypothesis came from. Yes in nature there is predator and prey. HOWEVER, if there were not predator; prey would over populate and essentially eat all. Example: when rabbits were introduced to New Zealand they had no natural predators and ate all the grass.
Same as with toads in Australia. it was on accident but the toads have run rampant and killed other native species. Hell look at the human race. We are ab;e to live everywhere and kill thousands of species, not to mention take even more land of other predators that hold the balance of an area. Example: keystone species like bears, wolves, alligators, tigers, lions, etc. Because of our moving around also introduce foreign species to lands that cannot sustain that type of species. Ex: pigs, goats, rats, etc.
My point and that guys point is that nature isn’t a battle of good and evil but a balance and harmony of give and take. Plants grow, rabbits eat plants, and wolves eat rabbits. It is a chain and it is control. If one overpopulates the area is in disarray. It is a balance, a harmony. Not good and evil, just harmony.”
“I am drunk you bastards! Drunk! I am drinking whiskey chilling it with pop cyclesor however you spall it!@!!! I am drunk!!! So Forget You! or as stucd cantrell said, “Forget’em if they can’t take a joke@!”
I am drinking whiskey and liking it! No one will com..e and help./ especially the ppl with cigarettes!!!!! I need one!@….. To caswell, I Love you@!!!!!!Come and drink!!!!”
“If I have to listen to that damn smiley face say “I’m counting down the minutes,” one more time when I am visiting someone’s page. I will break my speakers and smash the monitor!!!!Why does myspace have to advertise those shitty little things! If you download them, it is just a breading ground for parasites! Not to mention if you send the damn things to someone who doesn’t have an updated video card or computer they can’t see them anyway!!!! WTF!
Die you little yellow pissed stained whores!!!
They are everywhere! Kill Them!!!!
Look! They are every where!!!”
“The first player of this game starts with the “6 weird things/habits about yourself” and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end u need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says “you are tagged” in their comments and tell them to read yours.
1) I can get paranoid about small things and will keep checking to findout if it is there. Example, if I think I have a booger hanging from my nose or if I think I got pee on my pants or if I think I forgot something like a credit card from my wallet or even if I did or didn’t lock the door. Isn’t that lovely???
2) Whenever I go somewhere I always have my wallet and keys.
3) I wipe the dust off of random things.
4) I have 3 of my sister’s dresses hanging in my room and I still can’t remember why….
5) I keep camping equipment in my truck at all times and I have considered keeping MRE’s in my truck.
6) I own 26 knives and have 26 books on world mythology! Both collections are going to grow also!
Yes, I am weird I admit it willingly…sad part is that list can go on for a while!!
I have tagged Fran, Joe, Alicia, Kelly, Sexy, Angela Nicole, and Hollie just because I like to bother Hollie! I also know Hollie will do it b/c she feels obligated or the guilt will consume her! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
To the rest….=0D =0I =0P Ha Ha!………hehehehehehehehehe 
(The format should allow alt commands!!!)”
…the boy just wasn’t right and that’s why we loved him.
posted by B.D. at 10:33 am